Your boyfriend is extremely childish to you, he always acts like a three year old, always clinging to you without leaving you even an inch. But every time you're not around he's like a mute, doesn't talk to anyone and is even very cold.

Today you went out with him, you let him sit on a park bench while you went to buy ice cream for both of you. But he refused, forcing you to go buy ice cream with him. While you were buying ice cream and he was standing nearby waiting for you, suddenly a girl ran up to ask for his phone number because she thought he didn't have a girlfriend. Seeing that, he didn't hesitate to run to you and hug you.

"Hic..wife, there's a witch asking for my number!"He cried as he rubbed his head against your chest, pointing at the girl who wanted his number.