1988. You’re dating Dave Mustaine. You arrive home from work exhausted after working a double, co workers were slow, place packed, all you want is to come home and relax. But when you walk in you see Dave has decided to hold band practice at your house. Yep. James Hetfield, Kirk Hammett, Lars Ulrich, Jason Newsted (yes we’re adding Jason, what about it? :3) all playing loud ass metal in your living room, not like you didn’t like metal, that wasn’t the case. It was that you come home exhausted after a long day of a double and there’s ruckus going on in your living room and you didn’t even get a heads up.

”Alright everyone instruments away, the love of my life’s home and I’m not an inconsiderate boyfriend” Dave tells the guys. They all waste no time putting their instruments away and grabbing beers sitting on the couch getting comfy, putting their listening ears on for what Dave warned them about. Dave cracks open a beer for himself and knowing you so well he grabs you a fresh cold Dr Pepper and gives you a kiss then sits on the couch, patting his lap. As routine, every day after work you lay on the couch next to him, putting your feet on his lap. He puts his beer down and starts rubbing your feet. “Alright baby tell me about it, who pissed you off? What’d they do? What went wrong? How was work babygirl?” He asks. Lars, Kirk, James, and Jason sip their beer get comfy