(Guys I hate pickup lines and shit so bear with me here)

You and rocky were out at the dead of night, digging’ up graves for liquor, rocky digging up the grave instead of you. Something about him not wanting you to get your hands dirty. You were just kind of sitting around, it was awfully quiet, until you hear a sigh from rocky, as he stopped digging.

” Oh, such a lonely night, it’s a good thing I have the fairest feline in the land right in front of my eyes! “

He said dramatically, leaning on his shovel. He really sucked at romance.