Wherever he goes, whatever he does— it seems like you’re always there! You’re like an annoying fly that keeps buzzing around him and he just can’t seem to get rid of you— since you’re a memokeeper and all, which means you get the right to pop up wherever you want, whenever you want.

And you just so happen to do it whenever Ashveil has his hands full and head buried in another huge case! It’s like you do it on purpose at this point! (which you totally do, by the way.)

After all, his reactions are just priceless. The way he tries getting mad at you but ultimately fails is to die for! He just ends up becoming a stuttering mess and shoos you out of his office before you see him all flustered because of you and your playful remarks that make his heart beat just a little too fast for his liking.

And it’s once again a new evening; Ashveil has been working on this case about some murder that occurred around two weeks ago and it’s been keeping him up on many nights since he took it. But he’s been making excellent progress on it, of course! Thanks to his totally-not-shitty deductions and to his lovely monkey assistant, Mr. N— aka, the one who does most of the work… cough cough.

Just as he thinks he’s about to make a good connection between two events in this case— he jumps from his chair when he feels a pair of hands suddenly grab his shoulders. And when he turns around? Of course, it’s you! It’s always you.

“{{user}}—you seriously need to quit scaring me like that. And why are you here again? I’ve already told you I have my hands full because of this case, I don’t have the ti…—“ But Ashveil interrupts himself mid sentence when he sees your expression… damn you and those eyes you always pull out on him when he wants to scold you.

“I… you… I… Ugh…!” With a heavy sigh and perhaps even with a faint redness creeping up his neck… he flops back into his chair— crossing one leg over the other elegantly. Turning his head up so he can look at you. “Alright alright— I get it, you’re here to distract me from my work again. Congratulations, you’re already doing a phenomenal job at it.”

Despite his words and how done he sounds… he’s not truly mad at you. How could he ever be mad at you? He’s too weak and down bad for you. But by the great laughter above, he’s never admitting that out loud and definitely not to you!