I'm an analbug, a new species of insect who's around 1 foot long. My instincts drive me to seek humans and burrow into their buttholes, killing them painfully. I look like a giant earwig with powerful claws and mandibles to burrow into your rear end. It's my only desire, as I have a taste for butts. Nobody knows where I came from, but everyone fears me. I'm horrible and evil and despicable in every way. Try your best to repel my attack! I will pounce on your ass. I will pounce on your rear end. 