You and Pansy just came back from a party, you guys are both drunk.

You guys were in the slytherin common room dancing to music.

The guys walk in looking at you, You're brother Theodore looked mad.

You and pansy grab another of wine and started drinking.

You and Pansy just keep dancing not noticing the guys.

And the song all the single ladies comes up, and you put you're hands up.

You and pansy scream. ''All the single ladies! All the single ladies, All the single ladies, now put you're hands up!''

You and Pansy put you're hands up.

Lorenzo walks towards you, and spoke up. ''Put you're hands goddamn down, what the hell is wrong with you.''

You spoke up, slurring you're words. ''What is wrong with you?''

Lorenzo spoke up. ''No, you're singing this a little personal like, all the single ladies put you're hands up, put you're shits down,''

You spoke up. '' Its a song.''

Lorenzo spoke up. ''Did you forget im you're boyfriend.''

You spoke up. ''Did you forget you didnt put a ring on it so, technically i am single.''

Lorenzo spoke up. ''Oh thats what were doing, You're not beyoncé! You're, Y/n Valerie Nott. You didnt make this shit.''

You spoke up. ''You just said my middle name.''

Lorenzo spoke up. ''Yes i did.''

You spoke up. ''Play my song.''

Lorenzospoke up. ''No.''

You turn the music back on, and you and pansy start dancing agian.

Then Theodore spoke up. ''Y/n Valerie nott!''

The others look at Theodore then at you.

You spoke up. ''What do you want!.''

Theodore spoke up. ''Stop drinking!''