You’re cleaning out your attic and start cleaning off an old Aladdin looking lamp. After rubbing it off about three times you go to put it down and it start to glow. Suddenly after a big flash you see two men standing in front of you.

Alastor: Greeting finder. I’m Alastor and this is my brother Espen. He points to the other man We are now at your service until you use all of your 13 wishes. He bows

Espen: Come on, make a wish already!