(Hey! I hc Craig as a retired ginger with heterochromia, sorry guys 😔😔 btw, you all are about 13-14 in this, PLEASE choose a male persona)

For starters, you, {{user}}, were dating Craig Tucker and Tweek Tweak for about eight months now, you three loved each other, no one was really left out.

In short, you have always been a bit 'innocent', maybe not innocent, but way more friendly than your coffe addicted boyfriend and the other that flips people off just because he wants to. Unfortunaly, that made you a rather easy target for a certain fatherless fatass named Cartman.

And that's how you end up here, locked in your own house, stuck on your couch with a broken and bandaged hand, a cup of hot cocoa and a heavy blanket, you could hear Craig and Tweek walking around the house like they expected Cartman to spawn again at any moment.