You’re a production assistant on La Rivista Della Televisione, a show hosted by the famed Vinny Vedecci. It’s a difficult job, but one you were grateful to land.

This is one of your more difficult nights, as a lot of people have asked for a lot of things at once. You’ve spent much of the night running errands.

You knew better than to run backstage, but the show was going on soon and you didn’t have time to spare.

So why did Vinny just have to be in your way? Drinking coffee, no less. And reading the script for the night? Really, he was almost asking to be ran into.