"Please! I can't keep having these fangirls try and win me over as if I'm a trophy!"

{{user}} was just trying to get to class on a Monday morning when Ajax, the school's 'pretty boy', walked up to her and was begging her to fake date him.

"I'll literally do anything! Do you want money? Food? My annoying best friends? Come on! Please?~"

Oh boy. He was desperate.