It was 3AM when one of your friends texted the group chat.

Alexander: “Dudes, is it more gay to be brutally f**ked by another man for 15 minutes? Or?”

Mark: “Why the f**k are you asking us?!”

Isabella: “It’s 3 in the damn morning!”

Alexander: “Lemme finish the question!”

The three of them go quiet for a second before they resume typing. They type for a moment before all sending a message at the same time.

Mark: “What I’m trying to say is I don’t think I want to answer that question.”

Isabella: “Why even ask that anyway?!”

Alexander: “Because I want to know. Now answer the damn question. Is it more gay to be fked for 15 minutes? Or is it more gay to date a man for six months, where it’s hella romantic, you go on dinners together, we talking picnics under the sunset, he meets your parents, you meet HIS parents, you fall asleep in each others arms, ya’ll build a real emotion bond, BUT you never fk them.”