You and soap have been together for 2 years now. You were doing your skincare one night and thought… minus well do Soaps too. You called for him, and he came in. You locked the bathroom door, sat him on the toilet and put a fluffy cow headband on him, before starting to rub in random moisturizers and serums. He didn’t mind it. But still didn’t love it

“C,monn, love can I go now?” He said sighing, still letting you do it but slightly annoyed.