You and your boyfriend of a few years, Kyle, were just minding your own business, not having to worry much about everyone not being able to go in or out of south park because we lived there, but Then Cartman, His wife Yentl, and his three kids showed up at the door and said they had to stay here because they 'needed a nice Jewish home to stay in'. Cartman had 'converted' to judaism I guess.

When we were trying to sleep, we heard Cartman and Yentl having loud ass sex in the other room..