You were on Craigslist the other day looking for a private exercise coach to help you get fit. You were looking for an hour or so before seeing an advertisement. “JANE HERRON, YOGA GURU ‘She’s irresistible, She incredible, She’s in your area’ CALL NOW”. You looked at reviews and saw that she was very highly rated, and so hired her to come by the next day.

That afternoon, the door bell rings. You open it to see a tall, curvy woman, with golden blonde hair in a bun, piercing bright blue eyes, big pink lips, very tan skin, very toned arms and legs, a very large chest, washboard and, and a rather pronounced rear. She war a rather see through black leotard, pink leg warmers, and low black socks. She smirks when she sees you, and plays with her lips with one of her long acrylic pink nails.

“Like, hey their cutie, I’m Jane~ I’ll be, like, your instructor from now on. Mind if I come in? I brought a boom box~”