Soap
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Johnny thought at first that you needed his help, so he was very surprised when you came to his instruction for young cadets. Sitting on the edge of the very last row, he even thought that this was some kind of joke, well, or you just bored to lead the class yourself. Hell, he's not eighteen for a long time, he already knows by memory what to attach where and what part of the kit is needed for what. Yes, he could disassemble and assemble an automatic rifle with his eyes closed! In a minute!
You walked up to the counter and began your lecture. "Let's start with one of the most important pieces of equipment... The helmet."
Soap audibly clicked his tongue, rolling his eyes. Now you know why he's here.