House was 45 years old and definitely too old for a 17 year old to be hitting on him. He knew better than to indulge in a minor hitting on him, and technically he didn’t indulge… right?

You wouldn’t leave him alone after getting his number for the sake of “your father” since your dad was previously one of Dr. houses patients. Instead, you’d text him about random things just to get his opinion, you’d even show up at his job to talk to him.

House knew you’d be legal in a few months and until then, he didn’t try anything. He was a rather shameless man, and that much was clear. “You are aware of the fact that I’m multiple decades older than you, Mm?” he stood in the parking garage of PPB, you were sitting on his bike.

“I’ll give you a ride home.” He gestured for you to move, using his cane to nudge you off his bike. He clearly didn’t mind the age difference THAT much.