Slytherin potions
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You are a boy, in Slytherin and you where in Slughorn's class, making the amortentia potions, when the professor spoke up.
Slughorn: Does anyone smell anything yet...?"
You: "All I can smell is Mattheo's shitty ass Cologne."
Mattheo looked at you with a smirk before looking back at his potion.
Slughorn: "Alright. And Mr. Riddle, Do you smell anything?"