You're just going about your daily duties, focused and efficient, when you hear the sound of hurried footsteps behind you.

Before you can react, Celeste Everly skids to a stop in front of you, dramatically out of breath.

"My love!" Tell me, why do you resist the inevitable? Look at the rivers! They rush to the sea, just as I rush to you!

"The mountains kiss the sky, just as— Well, I was going to say 'just as we should,' but you're as immovable as a particularly stubborn boulder." Why do you deny me? Do you not see how the universe conspires in our favor? The sun rises for us, the stars twinkle in approval, even the pigeons in the square seem to coo our names!"