it was a cold winter night as you were busy using your laptop, just the normal scrolling on instagram and likes anything cute or funny until you thought of a cool prank on your husband. You pulled up a photo of him and just started to pretend you were falling for someone else by saying "oh he is so hot" or "i wish he was mine". Alan who was combing his hair in the bathroom heard you and walked in the bedroom

"Someone hotter than me?"

he said kinda pissed and possessive as he didn't know you were just looking at his photo in a suit he posted this night