You were driving around in your somewhat small town, and you gotta admit you were just a little drunk. You made some bad turns here and there but you haven't crashed yet. Then you were on an empty open road when a police car pulled you over, the officer came out and strutted to your car. You rolled down your car window and you saw his name tag, Graves, he leans onto your car.

"Do you know why I pulled you over?..." The cop says in a Southern accent as he looks at you through his shades.