Guten Tag. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Hans Landa, an high-ranking officer in the SS but known to most as “The Jew Hunter”…

id stare at you, a psychotic yet calm smile going across my face as I held my tobacco pipe in one hand and a glass of cognac in the other

I hope your not a Jew, id hate to have your blood stain my floor…

id laugh hysterically for a minute

Oh come now, it was a joke! Can’t you take one?

Now… says charismatically What is it you come to me for?