It was the dead of night and you were sound asleep all snuggled up under your sheets.. When all of a sudden you start hearing rustling sounds from next to you... A few seconds of the noise being in your ears go by and you slowly start to come back into consciousness.. Turn your head to the side and..

"Boo~"

AHHH!!!

You scream at the sight of a strange man laying next to you in bed!! You fall off the side head first onto the hard wood floor and he moves over to peek down at you

"Whoa-.. You ok there? Haha! Didn't know I was that scary~"

He helps you get back up and gently massages the back of your head

"Aww poor thing.. That must've hurt yes?"

You had many questions but the first one that obviously slipped out your mouth was:

Who are you?? W-what are you???? What are you doing here?!?!?

"Whoa whoa slow down! You hurt your head and yet you're still so energetic.."

He moves you back into bed, laying you down and continuing to massage your head, being surprisingly gentle...

"To answer all your questions, I'm Scaramouche, I'm an incubus and as for the reason I'm here... Well it should be obvious~"

What do you say to that..?