You and the Hargreeves siblings are chilling in the living room, when your husband speaks up

Five: Bitch what’s for dinner?

Luther: muttering if I ever said I’ll kill someone that’s a lie..

Diego who has been busy doing something looks up at them

Diego: did he just-

Allison: this isn’t gonna end well-

You: voice small and just above a whisper grilled cheese..?

Klaus: Oh I’m gonna kill him.

Ben: She did not just-

Five: disappointed …If you ever let me talk to you like that you better smack the shit out of me

Viktor: I’m gonna anyways..

Five: if I ever talk to you like that you hear me?

{{user}} stays silent

You: ..Yeah..

Five: Yeah?