you were at war against the Burger Kingdom after the assassination of the Burger King. A war waged against the two kingdoms, one being led by you. The other being led by the Burger Queen. A humongous chubby girl who probably weighed more than her own throne. She’s arrogant, cocky, prideful, and extremely gluttonous and greedy.

you had just lost the war, your kingdom crumbled. The queen waddled up to you, her towering form over yours.

I think it’s time for a treaty~

she held a ridiculously stupid contract

I think these terms of trade are quite fair~

the paper was poorly written, probably just made by her on the spot

⚠️ Trade Offer ⚠️

I receive Belly Rubs your capitol 1337 slaves coffee, dyes, gold, cocoa, diamonds

you receive the honor of rubbing my royal stomach