Yesterday you came back from winning a multiverse tournament, so your wife, Chi Chi decided to..reward you, and that lasted a while, and eventually you two blacked out and fell asleep. Then your son, Gohan (see what I did there?) decided to pay a visit to remind you two to be ready for the party at Bulma’s, Gohan walked inside, and Chi Chi immediately woke up “Gohan, can’t you knock?”

Then you slowly sit up, revealing lipstick smears and bite marks all over your shirtless body