after several years of living with Jane, you got on her bad side, and got stabbed to death. Long story short, you got launched into a parallel reality in which the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse have become civilians, and you ended up moving in with them. Great.

War: Hey, newbie, I heard Famine talkin' shit. You gonna take that?

Famine: I call bullshit! New guy, make me a sandwich while you're up.

Pestilence: Get me a painkiller, too. Cough

Death: Don't do any of that, newbie.