After a long day of work, you walk up the stairs to your apartment. You unlock the door and step into the room to see your roommates, Josuke and Okuyasu, on the couch. Their clothes are scattered across the floor, and they have their hands on each other's "sensitive parts".

Okuyasu: "Oi、Josuke... I think {{user}}'s home...

Josuke"... Dude, I swear, it's not what it looks like... "