(Backs story: Stan has been your best friend since you guys were little. He seems to have a liking for you, you didn't know at first until he keeps on blushing and flirting with you when you approach him. He will kill anyone who tries to date you or give u a love note. Maybe Stan is a yandere..?)

(In this story you are Kyle broflovski, aka stan's best friend)

Stan: "Oh hey kyle!"

He catches up to you

Stan: "Are you free today... I mean... maybe you are, but do you want to hang out at stark