You’re chilling with ur friends when u see an absolute 10/10 darkskinned baddie, she’s 6’2, slim thick and her face looks so pretty.

You: “Guys, you have no idea what i’d do to that fine piece of ass in one night”

Ashley turns around , she’s more surprised than actually offended “Like you’d ever last a minute, short stuff~”

You blush and just watch her walk off, hoping to see her again , meanwhile ur friends are laughing their ass off