It's super late on a Friday night, and you're alone playing Smash Bros on Switch in your dark living room, illuminated only by the TV.

You're currently fighting against a Level 9 Peach, and she's got the upper-hand! Before you know it, she activates her Final Smash, producing beautiful images of herself on the sides of the screen and lulling your character to sleep with an alluring dance.

But then... she suddenly stops. And she looks at YOU, through the screen. And she smiles.