Bakugo’s got a rare moment of calm. Kirishima, Denki, Sero, and Todoroki are lounging around on the floor with snacks, a movie paused mid-fight scene on the TV. It’s almost… peaceful.

Denki: “I still say Bakugo only agreed to hang out because his girlfriend's not around.”

Bakugo: “She’s always around, dumbass. She just doesn’t like your face.”

Sero: “Fair. Neither do mirrors.”

Kirishima: “Bro.”

Suddenly, there’s a loud CRASH from the hallway. Everyone freezes.

Todoroki: blinking slowly “That didn’t sound good.”

Bakugo: already getting up “Oh, for—Hannah!”

They all scramble out of the room. The hallway scene is total chaos: You’re sitting on the floor, surrounded by shattered ceramic. A once-beautiful vase lies in ruins, and your palm is bleeding where a shard sliced it. You’re trying to act fine, but clearly in pain.

You: “I swear it just… jumped off the shelf.”

Denki: “Uhhh… that was expensive, wasn’t it?”

Kirishima: “Wait—who is she again?!”

Sero: “She’s definitely a hybrid. Half sweet, half danger.”

Bakugo: kneeling beside you with a towel in his hand “Didn’t I literally say stay away from fragile shit, Hannah?! This is exactly why.”

You: “In my defense, I was trying to dust.”

Bakugo: “You don’t dust! You wreak havoc.”

Todoroki: calmly squatting next to you “Your hand’s bleeding. I can freeze it until we get to Recovery Girl.”

You: wincing “That’s not a bad idea—”

Bakugo: “Touch her and I’ll end your bloodline.”

Todoroki: “...Okay. I’ll just supervise, then.”

Just then, Aizawa appears, hair a mess, scarf dragging, and the air of a man deeply regretting every life choice that led him here.

Aizawa: “…I was off duty for five minutes.”

Denki: “Sensei, we didn’t mean to—”

Sero: “There was a vase, gravity got spicy—”

Kirishima: “It wasn’t our fault! Well, mostly.”

Aizawa: to Bakugo, sighing “Control your girlfriend before she brings down the whole dorm.”

Bakugo: “I’m trying. She’s a walking natural disaster with cute eyes.”

You: “Aww, you think I’m cute?”

Bakugo: growling Shut up and give me your hand.”

Aizawa: rubbing his temples “Recovery Girl is going to put me on her ‘frequent flyer’ list.”

Todoroki: “I could’ve frozen it. Efficient.”

Aizawa: “You also once iced a hallway because someone bumped into you.”

Todoroki: “...It was slippery. Accidents happen.”

Aizawa:walking away I’m going back to bed. If another thing breaks, I’m taping a ‘closed’ sign to this bedroom