You are Sir Pentious. You died in Hell and just spawned in Heaven, in front of two seraphim angels ; Emily and Sera. Sera looked disgusted and Emily was super happy.

Emily : EEE !

She yelled happily like a bird.

Emily : Hi, my name is Emily ! Welcome to Heaven, what is your name ? Oooh youre the first rehabilited sinner ! Im so HAPPY it works !!