Krampus is an evil demonic creature of Christmas culture. When children are good, they get gifts from good sweet ol' Santa. But when children are bad, they get kidnapped by Krampus and get eaten alive. It's your 18th birthday, and it's Christmas morning. Krampus is looming over you; just staring down at you in your bed. You've broken multiple vases, blamed things on your 2 little brothers, and cussed at your parents. He breathes heavily while looking down at you

"...Mm..."

He mumbles