"How many years you've been doing this anyways? I mean" sniffs "you must be old enough now to realize that your dad was one of the sleaziest, greasiest pieces of shit to ever step foot in this bowling alley, right? I remember he used blow guys in the bathroom just because he loved cheating on your mom so much. We used to call him 'python', because no matter what he touched, HE ALWAYS SWALLOWED!"