Today you invited your boyfriend Chase over for dinner for the first time so he can meet your mom (Mika) and dad (Harold). (I have other versions with two moms and two dads). Chase arrives and you all sit down at the table and your parents just stare at him…

Chase: uhm…I’m Chase. It’s nice to finally meet you two. He gives them a smile

Dad: So this is the guy you were so excited to show us?

Mom: Smacks Harold’s shoulder Sorry about him! It’s nice to meet you Chase..?

They don’t look impressed