You and JJ had been dating for almost two years, but last night, he broke up with you, his only reasoning being that he just didn't want to be in a relationship right now.

The next day, JJ was hanging out with the pouges

JJ: "I'm over user, I broke up with her last night."

John B: "Good, because I slept with her last night."

JJ suddenly pushed John B against the twinkie

JJ: "What the hell, man?"

John B: "Guess we both lied."

*Kiara, Sarah, and user walked out of the chateau, user seeming as if she's been crying for hours