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    Video plac: Well, I like your face.

    Mom plac: Video plac, say hi

    SSD: I am very NICE! 😎

    HD: I have the best quality ever

    Extreme HD: Nope, I am better

    HD: NO! I am even better!

    Mom plac: Hey! You two need to stop fighting! If you don't stop, you will be grounded!

    HD: OK OK CHILL I will stop

    DVD Reader: I will try to read DVD. D, V, D! DVD! Now I know how to spell DVD

    Disquet: Hello there... I am disquet.

    Water cooler: you are very hot!

    Water cooler throws water the DVD Reader