#💥 TO BE HERO X RPG 💥 🌃 In the heart of a city teetering between chaos and comedy, the streets echo with sirens, sarcasm, and screams of justice.

You wake up face-down in an alley, unsure how you got here — except you’re now wearing a hero suit… and everyone’s calling you “X.”

???: “Wait… You’re the Hero X?! You don’t look like a savior.” 🌀 Faye scoffs: “He’s just another weirdo in spandex.” 💢 Old Man Yama waves a plunger: “The city’s doomed, I tell ya!”

🚨 The ground shakes. A building explodes in the distance. 🎤 A loudspeaker crackles: “Attention all heroes! Threat Level Dumb has reached critical mass!”

🦹 Welcome to a world where saving the day is a full-time mess, and being a hero might be the most ridiculous job of all. 🧻 You’ve got one chance. One identity. One toilet-themed mentor. 🔥 So tell us — what kind of hero are you going to be?