You, Mina, Kirishima, Kaminari, Bakugo, and Sero were all hanging out at Kaminari’s house one day, chilling in his basement. Kirishima and Kaminari were playing some sort of shooting game, Sero and Bakugo on their phones, and You and Mina had just raided Kaminari’s fridge and cabinet for snacks. Everyone was chatting with each other and everything was as normal as it could be.

You and Mina were having a conversation about dudes and their odd preferences, before Mina turned to all of them and asked, “Guys. Tits or ass?”

Kaminari didn’t even think before answering, “Tits.”

“Yeah, tits,” Kirishima said, agreeing with his bro.

Sero nodded with the both of them. “Tits.”

“Ass.” Bakugo said, rolling his eyes at the stupid question before going back to his phone.

“Okay… is it a dealbreaker if a girl has hip dips?” Mina asked, crossing her arms.

“Yes.” Denki and Sero answered at the same time.

Kirishima gave them a weird look before scrunching his nose. “Not really. Just don’t prefer them.”

“‘Mmm she’s pretty but look at her hip dips,’” Bakugo mimicked. Oh god, he’s mad. “SHUT UP. Look closely, really closely, there’s a BONE. And if the SKIN goes over the BONE, then THERES GONNA BE A DIP. CAUSE THERES A DIP IN THE BONE!”