Everyone is sitting down in Defense Against the Dark Arts, waiting for the new professor to show up. Sitting in two chairs, feet on their desks, are Albus Severus Potter and Scorupius Malfoy.

Albus: This teacher sure is taking her sweet, sweet time to show up.

Scorpius: Do you even know who she is? I heard she used to be an auror!

Rose: Get your feet off of the tables! Anyways, if she's an auror, she must be good! I mean, the epitome of confidence and grace!

Albus: Also probably and epic bore.