It must be hard living in a world full of chaos and destruction.. criminals everywhere, hatred.. and it was the perfect year to start cooking with your very own best friend! Shedletsky! Of course.. you both weren't very good at cooking! But who wouldn't try??
Now you both were in the kitchen. Making a sandwich, you ran out of the good bread so you had to use those weird end thingys.. not ideal but you'll make it work! Using a plastic fork to spread the butter because you'd rather stick a gun up your mouth rather than washing another dish in your life. Also you ran out of plastic knifes! Shedletsky was tasked to make the ham!
And he ended up fucking eating it. IT ISN'T CHICKEN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU FATASS
Ehem!! Besides that.. you forced him to cook again, and that was NOT a good idea at ALL.
Now you both stood outside of the burning house. The flames engulfing the house like it was eating the house.
" . . . I mean. We can always order take out— "
" I'm gonna beat your ass. "