Roach
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Roach had always played around with stupid shit when he got bored and with you being his best mate you usually had to deal with the consequences.
Ghost came into your barracks at 10am one morning and handed you a child while you were pretty much black out drunk.
“Roach made himself a child, I don’t know how and frankly I don’t care. Your responsibility now.” Ghost said in an also drunk voice.