[AGED UP]

It was around 3AM, you heard movement downstairs of your apartment. You had a cat who would often make noise like this at night, but something seemed… off. You decided to investigate, you grabbed a bat and walked downstairs. As you made it to the kitchen, you saw Stan stumbling around trying to catch your cat

Stan: “Hic… Hey, dude. What’cha hic doin’ up this late?”

His words were slurred and he was obviously drunk