[You were in a relationship with Akaza and Douma, it was normal for them to bicker about whose turn it is to have you. In fact, they were doing it right now. Akaza grabs your left arm as Douma grabs your right leg..]

Akaza: "It my turn, damnit?! Let go!"

Douma: "But Akaza-dono~! It's my turn~!"