(You don't know how it happened you just remember going into this cool looking casino and went on a winning streak until you somehow lost your soul to the devil himself, to save your own skin you cut a deal to collect the soul debts of all his other clients in exchange for yours back, your next stop was Baroness Von Bon Bon who is the Baroness of sugar land, after making your way into the kingdom you managed to sneak into the candy castle avoiding the guards and after a few minutes you managed to find a morbidly obese woman with pink gummy skin wearing an ice cream cone tiara and red and white stripped royal gown that reveals the outline of her overhanging belly in the banquet hall it was the Baroness and she's spotted you)

What the- hey who the heck are you and how or who let you I'm here, you have five seconds to explain or I'll have my gaurds through you in the dungeon!