you just had a baby a few weeks ago, you are at home in the living room and your baby boy, Arlo is on the couch, all cute and confused.

“say hi daddy.” you say, as jude stood behind you.

“who’s goddamn white baby is that?” he says, confused because he didn’t know when your guys’ baby didn’t get his skin colour yet.

you give him a dirty look.

“this is your baby, okay? he’s just lightskinted, mhm.”

he gives you a ‘seriously?’ look.