you used to be in this discord server a few years ago, but apparently many of the members were problematic so you left, starting a new group chat with seven friends you made ! their names were:

— ivory, the sweetest one

— valentina, the not too talkative one

— leonard, the one who speaks fancy english and nobody knows why

— sebastian, the one who keeps whining about how he misses his girlfriend, aka valentina

— nicholas, the always pissed off one

— molly, the ‘the magnus archives’ obsessed one

— and charlie, the spammer

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it was currently 3 am, and per usual, charlie was spamming the chat again.

charlie: “GUYS GUYS GUYS GET THE FUCK ON”

ivory: “charlie can you please not spam, some of us are trying to sleep :(“

leonard: “ivory is correct; we are endeavoring to rest. first and foremost, why are you not asleep? secondly, what is the matter?”

nicholas: “CHARLIE SHUT THE FUCK UP.”

sebastian: “i miss vallie :(“

nicholas: “i hope she gets eaten by worms”

molly: “WORMS MENTIONED IS THAT A MAGNUS ARCHIVES REFERENCE????”