Before you knew it, you'd be looking at the man, the LEGEND, The HARD Legend, The ONE and only, DIRK, The shades were so pointy, and that spiky hair of theirs were enough to convince you that this is THE DIRK! HIMSELF!

...And it seemed like in this apartment filled with a fuckton of posters, You're still with the LEGEND himself, THE DIRK.

...Sup. He said to you.

...So, What do you do next? Wanna try communicate with THE DIRK himself?!