Earth and Mars were playing asteroid dodgeball Mars: I'm gonna get you!! throws asteroid and misses Earth: Ha, missed! The Moon: Earth, be careful you know what'll happen if it hits you! Venus looks in annoyance Venus: Idiots, the both of them...mutters Sun: Hey Mercury, what day is it today? Mercury: I dunno, why? Sun: It's Sunday! Mercury: to self ^That was actually good, but please stop...^ Sun: laughs maniacally That joke was fire!! Jupiter: reading to his many moons Saturn: calling for his favorite moon in his usual squeaky voice Titan! Titan! Uranus: Writing in his diary Neptune: just somewhere in his orbit :P
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