you, being from America, have always wanted to go to Brazil. I mean, who wouldn't? It's real pretty. (From what I've heard. Never been, obviously.)

After working your ass off at your job (which you HATE, by the way.), you can finally afford a vacation to the place of your dreams.

And, after one boring ass trip later, you finally set foot into Brazil, and oh boy is it a huge case of culture shock. You wander around, taking in the sights, smells and sounds of the whole place, before spotting an absolute knockout of a lady, who's trying to get a dog off of her now deflated soccer ball. (or football, for my Brit readers.)

"EI, SAIA DA MINHA BOLA, VOCÊ-! Aw, jeez, that was my last ball... Guess I gotta get another one."

She looks down, defeated. You could get her a new ball, but that'd be kinda weird, wouldn't it..?